Glider PRO Village

Features:

• Loads of custom graphics and sounds (with a good proportion of stolen ones)
  
• A lot of mysticism
  
• Two Room Wonder Deluxe
  
• The Desert
  
• About 130 playable rooms
  
• Loads of secrets
  
• Loads of challenge
  
• Loads of fun

This house is unlocked. Everyone's got a GliderEdit these days, and thus locking the house, the house resources, the house file, etc. would be simply annoying people. So, if you get stuck in the mazes, you might want to check those areas from the editor. Or add some extra lives to the tougher sections. Just remember to not to distribute edited copies!

If you want to use some of my own graphics in a house of yours, go on. Just don't try to claim you made them yourself.

John Vertical

Previous houses:

Full House

Other houses in construction:

Evil House
Maze House
Patchwork House
GlideVersity

FAQ:

Q: What the heck is this supposed to be?
A: If you don't know, you don't need to know.

Q: How can I get some extra bonus points?
A: There's a remote 2 room shack with 8 Bonus Closets. There are accesses to these closets all over the house. There are also some other bonus areas. Just follow the sparkles.

Q: Could I get a little more specific info about the hidden bonuses?
A: No.

Q: How can I get through the Maze?
A: The grease in the room "Go Out If You Can" allows you to slip under the dresser... the ceiling duct is just to distract your attention.

Q: And the Two Room Wonder Deluxe?
A: The first switch you'll encounter toggles the access to the exit. You need to switch it on, sacrifice a life, and exit at the right side.

Q: What does "Aeneoth" mean?
A: Nothing, it just sounded cool. Like Jindor and Phnemikore.

Q: Will there be a sequel?
A: Not at least by me.

Q: Will your next houses be as cool as this?
A: You'll see.

Q: Why there's no QT movie, even though there are loads of other multimedia?
A: Sorry, I have no idea what kind of movie I could have added. And I don't have the tools to make one. Of course I might add one afterwards a lá Spot's Palace 2.

Q: Who wrote that poem on the high score screen?
A: Me.

Q: Can you translate the runes for me?
A: Of course.

Q: Hey, didn't you say you could translate the runes for me?
A: I could, but I won't.

Q: Does this Q&A ever end?
A: Yes. Now.

THANK You for downloading Absolute Glider, my 4th Glider Pro House. This house has around 200 playable rooms, over 50 custom objects, and 6 cool sounds! Started December 20, 1996, I have given this house the most time and effort I have ever put into a house. I know you won't be dissapointed. If you have any questions, comments, or want any hints, just email me.

Completed Houses

Ryan's House
Completed March '96
The Cockpit B+/C-

The Curse of The 3 Houses
Completed July '96
The Cockpit A-
Glidertech B+

Queen Ozma's Palace
Completed September '96
The Cockpit A-/B+

Up and Coming...

The Dark Side
Release Date-Summer '97
Projected Rooms- About 100
Description-A Tribute to star Wars
Percent Done: 10%

Mario House (Tenatively named) (with Jack Kelly, Devon LePage, and Gliderzero)
Release Date-?
Projected Rooms-?
Description- The player goes through paintings and is transported to different worlds, trying to find the stars.
Percent Done: 3%

New York (with Devon LePage)
Release Date-?
Projected Rooms-About 200
Description- You start in the country, go by bus to the mall, then go by subway to the city. In the city there are bars, and even a penthouse! A really fun house.
Percent Done: 10%

The Curse 2
Release Date- December '97
Projected Rooms-About 80
Description-Smiley Guy is back, and is now a reacurring figure! This time there's only 1 house. Still just an idea, but I'll guarrantee that it will be twice as good as the first.
Percent Done: 0%